Funny Questions About Life

Ever had one of those funny questions about life? Then please read on. When it comes to funny questions and thoughts about life, every time I think I've seen them all I find one I've never seen before or come up with more of my own. The following are some of the ones I've discovered or written however, I know there's more because thats, well... life. So, if you find while reading these funny questions and thoughts about life make you smile, pass them along. All right, let's get started!

La Boulange will launch its new website, www.laboulangebakery.com, next month and plans to complete the implementation of MonkeyCatering in the late summer to early fall timeframe.“It is a pleasure to work with a company in the beginning stages of a catering program,” said Erle Dardick, CEO, MonkeyMedia Software. “With MonkeyCatering, La Boulange can develop its catering and delivery operations successfully the first time, and utilize the system’s analytics to continue fine-tuning its processes. We look forward to developing a successful partnership with La Boulange as we work together to build the bakery’s much anticipated catering program.”

“With MonkeyMedia Software, we’re getting more than just a technology platform – we’re gaining a strategic partner for our catering service,” said Lefort. “Erle’s many years of catering experience are evident in the MonkeyCatering solution, and the rest of the team at MonkeyMedia is highly knowledgeable as well. It’s not just software built by engineers – we can truly use their industry experience to our advantage in building a successful program.”With MonkeyFoodFactory, the Bay Bread Group will benefit from the platform’s ability to facilitate and automate processes such as order and account management, recipe management, production planning and scheduling, transactional accounting and real-time reporting. MonkeyFoodFactory will also provide the Bay Bread Group with:Funny Questions about life - Group 4 How does one know when their bagpipes need tuning? Allstate Insurance has a disclaimer that reads: not available in all states. What? If Donkey Kong's main character is a monkey, why isn't it called Monkey Kong? Why does the word lisp have an "s" in it?MonkeyMedia Software specializes in web-based operations solutions for the foodservice industry. The company’s applications are meticulously designed to fit the way you work – whether you’re a small business, a medium-sized regional company, or an enterprise-class organization with coast-to-coast operations. With strong roots in catering and food production and their flexible, scalable web-based platform, MonkeyMedia Software delivers the next generation of enterprise-class management solutions for foodservice companies. MonkeyMedia Software solutions feature a complete front-to-back system to manage sales, production and supply chain, powerful reporting for real-time visibility and results-based decision-making, a 100% web-based platform that is configured to fit a unique business process and easy integration with current web and accounting systems. For more information on MonkeyMedia Software, visit www.monkeymediasoftware.com.Funny Questions about life - Group 1 Why does Hawaiian pizza also contain Canadian Bacon? Grape Nuts cereal. No grapes - no nuts. Huh? What's the difference between regular ketchup and fancy ketchup? Do Dutch people always split the bill? If you use Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread, do you have to use Heavenly Ham?Funny Questions about life - Group 7 They say laughter is the best medicine - so who came up with the phrase, "I died laughing"? Why do doctors leave the room when your getting dressed? After all, they've already seen you naked. What's wrong with the United States? They only have two choices for President, but fifty for Miss America. Any reason they nail down the lid of a coffin? When butterflies get upset or nervous, what do they get in their stomachs?Funny Questions about life - Group 2 Is there ever a day that mattresses aren't on sale? They make bullet proof vests, why not bullet proof pants? Why are oriental rug stores always going out of business? Is there any difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?

Yes, these are just a few of the Funny Questions about life that try men's -and women's souls. And there's a ton more funny questions about life not listed here. Some of them come to me during the course of a day. For example, why does every shampoo bottle say, lather, rinse, repeat? I'm sorry, did I miss my head entirely the first time or do you just want to sell more shampoo? If you have or have thought up any funny questions of life yourself, feel free to send them along and thanks for wasting a few minutes of your life pondering these funny questions of life. Now get out there and do something good. Like figuring out what people in China call their good plates...

Author: Hal Lacious